I am a lawyer in the city working in financial services. I enjoy my work and spend quite a lot of time there. I don't really mind what you do for a living as long as you are responsible, hard working and don't moan about your job all the time (seriously people, get a new job if you hate it that much). I love a man that works with his hands and can make up for my total lack of practicality. Oh, if you work for Southern Railway, I am likely to punch you in the face rather than shake your hand when we meet.
I am deeply sarcastic and have been known to greet people with insults rather than salutations. The more I take the piss out of you, the more I like you.
I absolutely love animals of all shapes and sizes. I would love to have a small holding one day with a random collection of animals but for now I have two cats which I consider to be my children.
I am not looking for a penpal, so anyone who wants to chat online for 12 years, that's not for me. You never really know if you get on with and fancy someone until you meet them so I am keen to meet in the flesh as soon as possible.
Things you must have: a personality, teeth, a job, morals, a sense of humour, the ability to read, loyalty
Things you must not have: hygiene issues, long nails, Cuban heels, a wandering eye, bad breath, second toe longer than your big toe
Is that too much to ask?!?!?